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PostSubject: Watch where you sit   Wed Jul 20, 2011 11:09 am

A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on her fourth move he burst out laughing. She had him arrested. When the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner. His reply was: "When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement which read 'Coming Soon The Gold Dust Twins', then she moved under one that read 'Sloans Liniments remove Swelling'. I was even more amused when she sat under a shaving advertisement which read 'William Stick Did The Trick'. Then I could not control myself any longer when on the fourth move she sat under an advertisement which read 'Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident'." He won the case.

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PostSubject: Re: Watch where you sit   Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:17 am

During promotion for The Human Centipede, press materials claimed that the film was "100% medically accurate".[54] Six and the producers frequently stated that the film had been described as "the most horrific film ever made",[65] and many writers, such as Karina Longworth of LA Weekly magazine[51] and Jay Stone of the Calgary Herald[66] described the film as torture porn. Roger Ebert, writing in the Chicago Sun-Times stated that he felt the film had been "deliberately intended to inspire incredulity, nausea and hopefully outrage.Single Mom Parenting Help
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