There's a woman
standing by a cliff top about to jump when a bloke walking past sees her
and stops her from jumping. He asks her,
"Are you really going to jump?"
and she replies back, "yes, of course!"
So he looks around and says, "well if you're going to jump, how about a blow-job before you do?" She, without hesitation, gets down on her knees and proceeds to give him the best blow-job he's ever had.
When she finishes and wipes her mouth, she gets up and he says shockingly, "Wow, with a talent like that, why would you ever want to jump?!"
and she replies,"My parents don't like me dressing up as a woman!"
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